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Tele-phony Frustration: "Ugh, another robocall! These automated assaults on my phone are getting out of hand."
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Dialed-In Disappointment: "I answered the phone, but it was just a robot. Guess my social life is as automated as my spam filter."
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Warranty on Wit: "This robocall promised extended car warranty, but the jokes were about as rusty as a '98 sedan."
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Press One for Punchlines (You Won't Get Any): "The robocall recording said to press one for more information. I did, but all I got was a digital dead end."
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The Terminator of Terrible Jokes: "This robocall wouldn't stop calling. It was like a Terminator from the dad joke future."
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A.I. Ain't Got Jokes: "The robocall claimed to be powered by advanced AI. Apparently, that doesn't include a sense of humor."
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Phoning in a Performance: "This robocall script was so bad, even a text-to-speech program could deliver it with more enthusiasm."
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You've Got Spam: "I should change my voicemail greeting to 'If you're a robocall, press one to be immediately disconnected.'"
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The Robot Uprising is Just Bad Puns: "Don't worry about robots taking over the world, they're too busy making bad puns on robocalls."
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Silence is Golden (Especially When It Comes to Robocalls): "Maybe the best response to a robocall is no response at all. Let the robot silence speak for itself."
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