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10 puns about a marriage of a veterinarian and a school teacher

 

 a veterinarian married to a school teacher. Image 3 of 4

  1. They met at a singles event - it was love at first sight (and flea treatment).
  2. Their fights are legendary - sometimes they get a little heated, but they always manage to pawsitive.
  3. They have a very structured household - every night is homework time, even for the cat.
  4. Their friends call them the "Know-it-alls" - after all, they've got all the answers, from verb conjugation to canine constipation.
  5. Their vacation plans are unique - they love going on "edu-cations" to animal sanctuaries.
  6. They have a blended family - theirs includes two kids, a grumpy old parrot, and a playful puppy.
  7. Their house is always decorated for the seasons - complete with paw-printed pumpkins and turkey feather boas for the dog.
  8. They believe in lifelong learning - the vet is constantly reading up on new treatments, while the teacher keeps her husband updated on the latest slang terms (much to his amusement).
  9. Their love story is the purrfect example of opposites attracting - the organized teacher and the sometimes messy vet.
  10. They're the most dedicated couple you'll ever meet - they're always there for each other, no matter if it's a late-night surgery or a parent-teacher conference.

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