DIY Humor

 

Complete this statement in 20 humorous different sentences:"I thought I was doing them a favor but ...."

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1. I thought I was doing them a favor but my "surprise" office karaoke performance resulted in a unanimous request for noise-canceling headphones.
2. I thought I was doing them a favor but after "helping" redecorate their living room, their entire furniture collection mysteriously migrated to the curb.
3. I thought I was doing them a favor but after taste-testing their "secret family recipe" chili, I needed a gallon of milk and a new sense of smell.
4. I thought I was doing them a favor but after offering unsolicited parenting advice, their toddler started calling me "uncle know-it-all."
5. I thought I was doing them a favor but after secretly cleaning their apartment, they spent the next hour complaining about their missing lucky socks.
6. I thought I was doing them a favor but after insisting they try my protein smoothie recipe, they politely requested I stick to compliments in the future.
7. I thought I was doing them a favor but after translating their pickup line into French, it accidentally became a marriage proposal.
8. I thought I was doing them a favor but after cutting their hair "just a trim," they looked like a startled poodle.
9. I thought I was doing them a favor but after letting their dog out in the rain, I discovered he had a deep aversion to puddles and a talent for interpretive dance.
10. I thought I was doing them a favor but after helping them choose a birthday gift for their grandma, she ended up with a year's supply of adult diapers.
11. I thought I was doing them a favor but after sneaking them backstage to meet their favorite musician, I accidentally got tackled by security.
12. I thought I was doing them a favor but after offering to fix their leaky faucet, I ended up flooding the bathroom and needing to call a real plumber.
13. I thought I was doing them a favor but after letting them crash on my couch "for a few nights," they started building a blanket fort and claiming squatters' rights.
14. I thought I was doing them a favor but after letting them borrow my car to practice parallel parking, they returned it with a bumper sticker that read "I <3 Parking Distance Sensors."
15. I thought I was doing them a favor but after helping them write their online dating profile bio, they got bombarded with messages from people who thought they were a cyborg.
16. I thought I was doing them a favor but after secretly switching their sugar for salt, their morning coffee tasted like a betrayal.
17. I thought I was doing them a favor but after house-sitting for them, their overly enthusiastic guard dog mistook me for an intruder and redecorated the living room with chew toys.
18. I thought I was doing them a favor but after letting them win the first few rounds of mini-golf, their competitive spirit emerged, and they ended up trash-talking me the entire game.
19. I thought I was doing them a favor but after helping them choose a Halloween costume, they showed up to the party dressed as a character I'd never even heard of.
20. I thought I was doing them a favor but after secretly renewing their gym membership, they spent the next month complaining about their newfound "exercise guilt."