Hyperbole For Your Word Salad

 

Classic Hyperbole:

1. "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!"
2. "I've told you a million times to clean your room!"
3. "This exam was harder than rocket science!"
4. "She's got a heart of gold."
5. "This traffic is moving slower than a snail."
6. "I've been waiting here for ages!"
7. "That sweater is itchy as a cactus!"
8. "This bag weighs a ton!"
9. "I'm drowning in homework!"
10. "Those jeans are so tight, I can't breathe!"

Hyperbole for Humor:

11. "He's got muscles bigger than mountains!"
12. "This class is a snoozefest!"
13. "That joke was so bad, it killed the mood!"
14. "We waited in line forever for that ride."
15. "I'm so full, I could burst!"
16. "This movie is scary as heck!"
17. "Those shoes are blindingly white!"
18. "I ran like the wind!"
19. "That pizza was out of this world!"
20. "This meeting is taking longer than a lifetime!"

Hyperbole for Emphasis:

21. "This silence is deafening!"
22. "That problem is a monster!"
23. "Her smile lit up the room!"
24. "I searched everywhere for my keys!"
25. "This is the best day ever!" 27. "This is the worst movie I've ever seen!"
26. "I need a million naps!"
27. "I'm laughing so hard, my stomach hurts!"
28. "That class was a breeze!"

Creative Hyperbole:

31. "My brain feels like mush after that exam."
32. "They argued for hours, until the cows came home."
33. "I'm so bored, I could watch paint dry."
34. "That question is easy as pie."
35. "This traffic jam is never-ending!"
36. "I blinked and I missed it!" (referring to something quick)
37. "That homework assignment took me years to finish!" (referring to a long time)
38. "This room is freezing, I could see my breath!"
39. "That candy is sweeter than sunshine!"
40. "This song is stuck on repeat in my head!"