The Saltshaker Press utilizes AI content which should be read with caution!
Not recommended for readers under 80 years!
Some political figures may find it offensive!
- Warning: Excessive use of this product may lead to extreme relaxation and uncontrollable couch cuddling. (For a comfy blanket)
- Caution: This product contains sarcasm. May cause confusion and hurt feelings in users with a low tolerance for wit. (For a sarcastic greeting card)
- Warning: Opening this box may release a flock of butterflies... entirely metaphorically. We're not responsible for actual butterflies. (For a self-help book on overcoming fear)
- Important Safety Information: Do not attempt to outrun this lawnmower. You will lose. Every time. (For a powerful lawnmower)
- Caution: This product may spontaneously combust if exposed to extreme boredom. We recommend using it regularly for optimal performance. (For a children's activity book)
- Warning: Contents may cause uncontrollable giggling fits. Not recommended for use during important meetings or while operating heavy machinery. (For a collection of funny animal videos)
- Important Note: This furniture is not for climbing. Yes, even if it looks like a giant jungle gym. We tried to warn you. (For a particularly climbable chair)
- Caution: May contain nuts. Seriously, though, there are actual nuts in this product. Please don't try to use them as replacement bolts for your car. (For a bag of mixed nuts)
- Warning: Instructions included. May be confusing. We recommend using this product with a friend, a cup of coffee, and a healthy sense of humor. (For anything requiring complex assembly)
- Important Safety Information: This product is not a magic wand. While it may be incredibly awesome, it cannot solve all of life's problems. (For a multi-tool)
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