Regarding Math

 

1. This geometry lesson is taking forever, guess the teacher went off on a tangent.
2. I failed my math test, looks like I’ll have to re-dice-ulate my grades.
3. Don’t worry about getting a low score, sometimes you just gotta’ accept defeat and move on to the next problem.
4. These math problems are getting out of hand, I need to find a common denominator for them all.
5. This class is so easy, it’s a piece of cake…walk. (because pi = 3.14)
6. I can’t believe I forgot the Pythagorean Theorem, that’s a right angle crime!
7. My classmates are always asking me for help, I guess you could say I’m the math whiz-ard.
8. Learning about fractions is a piece of pie, especially when you get to eat the pie after!
9. Statistics class is a real drag, all these numbers are just so depressing.
10. My calculator said it couldn't help me, guess I'll have to solve this problem the old fashioned way, with my brain!
11. I aced my algebra exam, I guess you could say I’m an A-lgebra-ist now.
12. Parallel lines can never meet, that’s just sad for them, don’t you think?
13. Decimals are always pointing at something, what are they so dramatic about?
14. I can’t decide between statistics and probability class, they’re both a toss-up.
15. Learning about negative numbers is a drag, it just puts a damper on everything.
16. These math problems are multiplying like rabbits, I can’t keep up!
17. I always feel square in geometry class, everyone else seems so round.
18. Don’t be a negative number, stay positive and you’ll solve even the trickiest problems!
19. This math quiz was a total circumference-rence, I didn’t know a single answer!
20. I love learning about math history, it’s always fun to see how mathematicians came up with these crazy formulas.