I know of a student who got a double major in ... and... He now teaches ...
...Comparative Literature and Basket Weaving... now works at a high-end wicker furniture store, ensuring nobody gets a metaphorical "basket full of deplorables."
...Astrophysics and Clown College... now juggles planets at the local children's museum, proving that space really is a circus.
...Medieval History and Competitive Eating... now crushes jousting records by devouring entire turkeys before each match.
...Marine Biology and Mimesis... now works undercover for the government, perfectly blending into coral reefs to gather intel on rogue seahorses.
...Underwater Basket Weaving and Competitive Yodeling... now leads whitewater rafting tours, serenading tourists with hauntingly beautiful yodel melodies.
...Quantum Mechanics and interpretive Dance... now performs critically acclaimed ballets that depict the emotional struggles of subatomic particles.
...Entomology and Party Planning... now throws the most epic bug-themed bashes, complete with cricket races and butterfly pinatas.
...Culinary Arts and Automotive Repair... now runs a wildly popular food truck that fixes your car while you devour his award-winning "grease monkey" burgers.
...Ancient Languages and Stand-up Comedy... now delivers side-splitting routines entirely in dead languages, because apparently puns are universal.
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