Death is a serious topic, but that doesn't mean we can't lighten the mood a bit with a touch of whimsy.
Here are 75 (well, more than 20) articles of clothing you might not want to be wearing when you kick the bucket:
Skinny jeans - Getting out of them might be a struggle for the dearly departed (and anyone trying to help them).
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universalstandard.com
Skinny jeans
Wetsuit- Unless you're planning an aquatic burial, this might be a soggy send-off.
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synergywetsuits.com
Wetsuit
Clown costume- Maybe a bit too cheery for a somber occasion.
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amazon.com
Clown costume
Straightjacket- Not exactly the most comfortable outfit, even for eternity.
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www.instagram.com
Straightjacket
High heels- Those stilettos might be difficult to walk in, you know, not being alive and all.
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news.harvard.edu
High heels
Bunny ears- Unless you're going for a Playboy-themed afterlife, this might be a head-scratcher for the celestial gatekeepers.
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www.amazon.com
Bunny ears
Business suit- Who wants to work in the afterlife anyway?
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amazon.com
Business suit
Kimono- Traditionally used for funerals in Japan, but maybe not the best choice everywhere.
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japanobjects.com
Kimono
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Here are 75 (well, more than 20) articles of clothing you might not want to be wearing when you kick the bucket:
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