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Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Here are 75 (well, more than 20) articles of clothing you might not want to be wearing when you kick the bucket:

Death is a serious topic, but that doesn't mean we can't lighten the mood a bit with a touch of whimsy.

 Here are 75 (well, more than 20) articles of clothing you might not want to be wearing when you kick the bucket:

    Skinny jeans - Getting out of them might be a struggle for the dearly departed (and anyone trying to help them).
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    universalstandard.com
    Skinny jeans
    Wetsuit- Unless you're planning an aquatic burial, this might be a soggy send-off.
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    synergywetsuits.com
    Wetsuit
    Clown costume- Maybe a bit too cheery for a somber occasion.
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    amazon.com
    Clown costume
    Straightjacket- Not exactly the most comfortable outfit, even for eternity.
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    www.instagram.com
    Straightjacket
    High heels- Those stilettos might be difficult to walk in, you know, not being alive and all.
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    news.harvard.edu
    High heels
    Bunny ears- Unless you're going for a Playboy-themed afterlife, this might be a head-scratcher for the celestial gatekeepers.
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    www.amazon.com
    Bunny ears
    Business suit- Who wants to work in the afterlife anyway?
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    amazon.com
    Business suit
    Kimono- Traditionally used for funerals in Japan, but maybe not the best choice everywhere.
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    japanobjects.com
    Kimono

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