Now honey, I done seen a heap of first dates go about as smooth as a greased pig on ice skates. Here's some of the worst mistakes folks make when tryin' to court that special someone:
Showin' up late: Well bless your heart, if you can't be on time for your date, how you gonna be on time for the weddin'? You leave a fella waitin' there like a junebug in a jam jar, you done messed up from the start.
Dressin' like a scarecrow: First impressions are powerful, ya hear? Don't come lookin' like you wrestled a bear for your clothes. A little effort goes a long way!
Talkin' 'bout your ex: Honey, nobody wants to hear about your last flame. Tonight's about writin' a new chapter, not re-readin' the burned one.
Yakin' on and on about yourself: Your date ain't a potted plant! Ask questions, show some interest in what makes them tick. Don't be a one-man band!
Bad-mouthin' the food: If the catfish ain't to your likin', keep it to yourself! Focus on the company, not the cookin'.
Bragin' like a peacock: Nobody likes a show-off. Save the tall tales for your buddies, tonight's about connection, not competition.
Crackin' jokes that ain't funny: If you gotta explain the punchline, it landed about as flat as a sack of potatoes. Read the room, honey, read the room!
Makin' promises you can't keep: Don't go spoutin' off about fancy dinners and weekend getaways if your wallet's lookin' like a tumbleweed. Be honest and upfront about what you can offer.
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