I know a Beaver Creek bear hunter who married a wife who loved to cook ... Now he has... every night after a bear hunt.
... a trophy room full of mounted vegetables - the real challenge!
... a repertoire of bear-y bad puns that make his wife groan (but secretly love).
... a standing offer for "bear-gers" after every hunt, which his wife politely declines.
... a renewed appreciation for the finer things in life, like perfectly roasted potatoes.
... a fear of waking up to find his bed replaced with a giant, fluffy bear rug. (Just kidding... mostly)
... a constant debate about whether hibernation season means more hunting or more cooking.
... a suspicion that his wife's secret ingredient is actually bear tranquilizer - it explains his sudden love for dishwashing.
... a newfound respect for the power of a good meal to tame even the wildest hunter.
... a very clean hunting rifle. Because who wants to clean a gun when there's delicious food waiting?
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