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Monday, May 27, 2024

I know a doctor who married a veterinarian ...

 




       Their house is the most interesting medical drama ever, with constant debates on who has the trickier cases: Fido with a tummy ache or Uncle Bob with a snoring problem.


    Date nights involve dissecting metaphorical frogs ... though thankfully, no real ones are harmed.


    Their idea of a power couple outfit? Matching scrubs with a stethoscope and a cat purse.


    Weekends are a whirlwind of diagnosing the neighbour's limping dog and explaining to their kid that the goldfish isn't a patient.


    Their social media bios are a hilarious battle: "Dr. Feelgood for humans" vs. "Dr. Meowfixer for furry friends."


    Vacations are a negotiation: a tropical beach for her, a renowned animal sanctuary for him (with a side trip to the beach, of course).


    Their housewarming gift from friends? A giant plush stethoscope big enough to fit both of them.


    Forget "opposites attract," their love language is definitely "sharing gross medical stories over dinner."


    The emergency room is their ultimate date night ... well, at least until they both get called in to treat a surprise case (of hiccups, hopefully).

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