Uncle Jerry's Advice About Manners at the Prom

 

Well, now listen here, y'all. Prom night is a mighty special occasion, a time for young hearts to celebrate and make memories that'll last a lifetime. But jest like a potluck supper, there's certain manners and etiquette that gotta be followed to keep things harmonious and ensure everyone has a rootin' tootin' good time. So, here's thirty pearls of wisdom from Uncle Jerry to help you navigate the prom night festivities without landin' yourself in the doghouse:

1. 1. Don't be a wallflower: Prom's a time to mingle and socialize, not hide like a possum in a holler. Get out there, shake a leg, and show off your best two-step!
   2. Be mindful of your belongings: Keep an eye on your purse, phone, and other valuables.

   3. But don't be a barnacle either: Don't cling to one person the whole night like a tick on a hound dog. Mingle, meet new folks, and spread the cheer!

   4. Mind your manners: Table manners don't go out the window jest 'cause it's prom. Use your utensils proper, don't talk with your mouth full, and thank the folks servin' you the refreshments.

   5. Leave the drama at home: Prom ain't the time to pick fights with your date or settle old scores with rivals. Keep it light, keep it friendly, and focus on havin' fun.

   6. Don't spike the punch bowl: Now, listen good. Prom's about celebratin' responsibly, not turnin' into a rowdy bunch. Leave the alcohol at home, and if someone offers you somethin' suspicious, politely decline.

   7. Dress for the occasion: This ain't no hayride to the county fair. Dress sharp, but remember, comfort is key. You don't wanna be fussin' with a tight suit or a dress that keeps snagglin' on the dance floor.

   8. But don't overdo it: You don't need to look like a million bucks to have a good time. Keep your outfit age-appropriate and avoid anything too flashy or revealing.

   9. Be your date's knight in shining armor (or damsel in distress): Treat your date with respect and courtesy. Offer to help them with their coat, pull out their chair, and be mindful of their needs throughout the night.

   10. Don't ditch your date: Unless there's a genuine emergency, stick with your date for the duration of the prom. It's a sign of respect and shows you value their company.

   11. Boogie on the dance floor, but don't break a leg: Let loose and have fun, but remember, prom ain't a mosh pit. Be mindful of your surroundings and avoid any moves that could end in injury to yourself or others.

   12. Don't be a chatterbox: While conversation is important, don't dominate it. Give your date and others a chance to chime in, and be a good listener too.

   13. But don't be a mute either: Nobody enjoys a date who just grunts and mumbles. Strike up a conversation, ask questions, and show genuine interest in getting to know them better.

   14. Ditch the negativity: Prom night is a celebration, so leave your worries and troubles at the door. Focus on the positive, spread good vibes, and make the most of the night.

   15. Don't stuff your face like you ain't seen food in a week: Pace yourself at the buffet. There's plenty of food to go around, and you don't want to end up feelin' like a stuffed turkey before the night's even over.

   16. But don't be a picky eater either: Be adventurous and try new things! Prom buffets often have a variety of dishes, so don't limit yourself to what you already know.

   17. Keep your phone in your pocket: Prom night is about bein' present and connectin' with the people around you. Don't spend the whole night glued to your phone screen.

   18. But if somethin' urgent comes up, excuse yourself and take the call outside: It's okay to answer an important call, but be polite and excuse yourself from the conversation first.

   19. Don't be a bragger: Nobody likes a show-off. Keep your accomplishments humble and focus on celebratin' with your peers, not belittlin' them.

   20. But be confident in yourself: Hold your head high and don't be afraid to put yourself out there. Prom is a chance to shine and show off your unique personality.

   21. But don't cut a rug like a bull in a china shop: Remember, there's other folks on the dance floor too. So, while you're havin' a good time, be mindful of your surroundings and avoid knockin' into people or spillin' their punch.
   22. Thank the folks who made the night possible: From the chaperones to the DJ, there's a whole crew who worked hard to make prom special. Show your appreciation with a sincere thank you.
   23. Don't forget your manners when leavin': Just like you arrived with grace, depart with the same courtesy. Thank your date, say goodbye to your friends, and leave the venue clean and tidy.
   24. If you see someone bein' rude, lend a helpin' hand: Maybe someone's bein' excluded or feelin' down. If you see somethin', say somethin' (politely, of course), and offer a friendly smile or includin' conversation.
   25. Don't be afraid to be yourself: Prom night ain't about pretendin' to be someone you're not. Embrace your quirks, show off your true colors, and let your personality shine through.
   26. But don't be a class clown either: There's a time and place for jokes, and prom might not be the best moment to unleash your inner comedian. Be mindful of the atmosphere and avoid humor that could offend others.
   27. Dance like nobody's watchin', even though everyone probably is: Don't be self-conscious about your moves. Let loose, have fun, and enjoy the music. Remember, everyone started out as a clumsy dancer once.
   28. Make memories that'll last a lifetime: Prom night is a special occasion, so soak it all in. Take pictures with your friends, laugh, dance, and create memories that you'll cherish for years to come.