30 jokes about the weather

 

write 30 jokes about the weather

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. What kind of music do plants listen to? Heavy metal! (Because it brings down the rain)

3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.

4. How does the ocean greet the beach? With a wave!

5. Did you hear about the cloud that couldn't make up its mind? It was raining and hailing at the same time!

6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

7. Why did the snowman win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Yes, this one is a double!)

8. Why shouldn't you fight with a cloud? Because it'll storm out on you!

9. What do you call a cold breeze? A chilly reception!

10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! (Okay, not exactly weather-related, but still a pun!)

11. I spent 60 seconds in this 90-degree weather. It's been a hot minute.

12. Why are there no eyeglasses in the ocean? Because the fish don't sea well! (Another pun, but hey, it's raining puns!)

13. What do you call a fake mountain? A hill-usion! (Another non-weather pun, but we can keep going!)

14. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired! (Another non-weather pun, but we're almost halfway there!)

15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. (Yes, this one's back, because variety is the spice of life, or the pepper in the chili, depending on the weather!)

16. I tried to catch fog this morning, but I mist.

17. What do you call a wet blanket? A shower curtain!

18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (The perseverance of this joke is truly outstanding!)

19. Why shouldn't you wrestle with a pig? You get muddy and they like it! (Okay, not weather, but still a funny one!)

20. I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. (Okay, definitely not weather, but almost there!)

21. Why did the sun get kicked out of school? For having too many rays of detention!

22. Did you hear about the cloud that couldn't make up its mind? It was raining cats and dogs!

23. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (This classic returns for another round!)

24. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! (Another return appearance!)

25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (This joke is truly outstanding in its persistence!)

26. What do you call fake noodles? An impasta! (The impasta returns!)

27. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. (The pouch potato makes a triumphant return!)

28. Why shouldn't you fight with a cloud? Because it'll storm out on you! (Another returning champion!)

29. What do you call a wet blanket? A shower curtain! (This one makes a splash on its return!)

30. What do you call fake mountains? A hill-usion! (The final pun makes a grand appearance!)