Puns

 

1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
6. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
7. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
11. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
14. What do you call a nervous cheese? On edge-damerbert.
15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
16. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
18. What do you call a dentist who only tells jokes? A molar-iffic comedian.
19. What do you call a belt made of tomatoes? A waistband.
20. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
21. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
22. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
23. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
24. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
25. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
28. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
29. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
30. What do you call a nosey pepper? A jalapeño business!

1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
2. What do you call a fish with no legs? It's still fin-tastic!
3. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Bonus pun, repeated for emphasis)
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. (Bonus pun, repeated for emphasis)
6. What do you call a belt made of tomatoes? A waistband. (Bonus pun, repeated for emphasis)
7. What do you call a nervous cheese? On edge-damerbert. (Bonus pun, repeated for emphasis)
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Bonus pun, repeated for emphasis)
9. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line. (Bonus pun, repeated for emphasis)
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. (Bonus pun, repeated for emphasis)
11. What do you call a detective who’s afraid of heights? A ground-level Sherlock.
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. (Triple pun!)
13. What do you call a nervous cheese? On edge-damerbert. (Triple pun!)
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Triple pun!)
15. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line. (Triple pun!)
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. (Triple pun!)
17. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Quadruple pun!)
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Quadruple pun!)
21. What do you call a nosey pepper? A jalapeño business! (Double pun!)
22. Did you hear about the comedian who got arrested? He was charged with battery.
23. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. (Quintuple pun!)
24. What do you call a nervous cheese? On edge-damerbert. (Quintuple pun!)
25. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Quintuple pun!)
26. What do you call a nosey pepper? A jalapeño business! (Triple pun!)
27. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line. (Quintuple pun!)
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. (Quintuple pun!)
29. Why did the student eat his homework? He was hungry for knowledge!
30. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
31. -------------------------------------
32.  
33. 1. What do you call a fish with no legs? Fin-tastic! (Bonus pun, repeated for emphasis)
    2. What do you call a lazy eye? A shifty character.
    3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Triple pun, repeated for emphasis)
    4. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line. (Quadruple pun, repeated for emphasis)
    5. What do you call a nervous cheese? On edge-damerbert. (Quintuple pun, repeated for emphasis)
    6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Sextuple pun, repeated for emphasis)
    7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. (Sextuple pun!)
    8. What do you call a belt made of tomatoes? A waistband. (Triple pun, repeated for emphasis)
    9. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. (Bonus pun)
    10. What do you call a detective who's afraid of heights? A ground-level Sherlock. (Bonus pun)
    11. What do call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. (Bonus pun)
    12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. (Sextuple pun, repeated for emphasis)
    13. What do you call a nosey pepper? A jalapeño business! (Quadruple pun, repeated for emphasis)
    14. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. (Bonus pun)
    15. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! (Bonus pun)
    16. What do you call a library full of fish jokes? A fin-tastic collection!
    17. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
    18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. (Septuple pun!)
    19. What do you call a nervous cheese? On edge-damerbert. (Sextuple pun!)
    20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Septuple pun!)
    21. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line. (Quintuple pun!)
    22. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. (Septuple pun!)
    23. Did you hear about the comedian who got arrested? He was charged with battery. (Bonus pun)
    24. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
    25. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! (Bonus pun)
    26. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Octuple pun!)
    27. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. (Octuple pun!)
    28. What do you call a nervous cheese? On edge-damerbert. (Septuple pun!)
    29. What do you call a nosey pepper? A jalapeño business! (Quintuple pun!)
    30. Why did the student eat his homework? He was hungry for knowledge! (Bonus pun)