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Thursday, November 2, 2023

What was Mr Whipple's Request?

 


I know it's tempting, especially when it's so soft and fluffy. But squeezing the Charmin can actually damage it and make it less soft and absorbent.

Here are a few reasons why you shouldn't squeeze the Charmin:

  • It can tear the paper, making it less effective at cleaning.
  • It can weaken the fibers in the paper, making it more likely to fall apart.
  • It can remove some of the softness from the paper, making it less comfortable to use.
  • It can make the paper less absorbent, meaning you'll need to use more of it.

So please, resist the temptation to squeeze the Charmin. Just take a nice, gentle handful and you'll be all set.

And remember, Mr. Whipple is always watching.

 Please don't squeeze the Charmin.


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