Our school has a new ... unfortunately he has a a habit of ... (Annoying gestures) It makes me want to ... (humorous twist) but I am afraid that ...
Our school has a new ... unfortunately he has a a habit of ... (Annoying gestures) It makes me want to ... (humorous twist) but I am afraid that ...
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Here are a few ways to complete your story, depending on the kind of humor you're going for:
Slightly exaggerated annoyance:
Our school has a new math teacher, unfortunately he has a habit of snapping his fingers constantly. It makes me want to wear oven mitts to class but I'm afraid that would just make things weirder.
Self-deprecating humor:
Our school has a new English teacher, unfortunately he has a habit of using really obscure references. It makes me want to raise my hand and say 'Sir, with all due respect, I have no idea what a fax machine is', but I'm afraid that would reveal my embarrassing generational gap.
Playful twist:
Our school has a new gym teacher, unfortunately he has a habit of wearing mismatched socks every day. It makes me want to start a betting pool on the next crazy combination, but I'm afraid that would distract me from all the jumping jacks.
These are just a few ideas, feel free to get creative and adapt them to your specific situation!.
Unexpected twist:
Our school has a new librarian, unfortunately, she has a habit of shushing everyone with an ear-splitting whistle. It makes me want to bring earplugs on library days, but I'm afraid that would make me miss out on all the juicy gossip whispered in the stacks.
Our school has a new librarian, unfortunately, she has a habit of shushing everyone with an ear-splitting whistle. It makes me want to bring earplugs on library days, but I'm afraid that would make me miss out on all the juicy gossip whispered in the stacks.
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Our school has a new ... unfortunately he has a a habit of ... (Annoying gestures) It makes me want to ... (humorous twist) but I am afraid that ... I guess I'll just ...
Here are a few ways to complete the story, depending on the kind of humor you're going for:
Exaggerated Frustration:
Our school has a new math teacher, unfortunately he has a habit of snapping his fingers constantly It makes me want to throw a giant rubber band ball at the whiteboard, but I'm afraid that would get me detention. I guess I'll just put on giant noise-canceling headphones and mime taking notes
Self-deprecating Humor:
Sarcastic:
Our school has a new gym teacher, unfortunately he has a habit of doing interpretive dance moves during stretches It makes me want to join the debate team just so I can argue my way out of dodgeball forever, but I'm afraid that would be admitting defeat. I guess I'll just practice my best "awkward smile and shuffle" routine
Unexpected Twist:
Our school has a new history teacher, unfortunately he has a habit of speaking in a perfect Shakespearean dialect It makes me want to challenge him to a duel with wadded-up paper balls at dawn, but I'm afraid I'd lose spectacularly. I guess I'll just spend all class trying to decipher his insults and secretly learning a lot about the Tudors
Feel free to mix and match these ideas or come up with your own to fit the specific "annoying gesture" and your desired humorous outcome!
Here are a few ways to complete the story, depending on the kind of humor you're going for:
Exaggerated Frustration:
Our school has a new math teacher, unfortunately he has a habit of snapping his fingers constantly It makes me want to throw a giant rubber band ball at the whiteboard, but I'm afraid that would get me detention. I guess I'll just put on giant noise-canceling headphones and mime taking notes
Self-deprecating Humor:
Our school has a new ... unfortunately he has a a habit of ... (Annoying gestures) It makes me want to ... (humorous twist) but I am afraid that ... I guess I'll just ...
Sarcastic:
Our school has a new gym teacher, unfortunately he has a habit of doing interpretive dance moves during stretches It makes me want to join the debate team just so I can argue my way out of dodgeball forever, but I'm afraid that would be admitting defeat. I guess I'll just practice my best "awkward smile and shuffle" routine
Unexpected Twist:
Our school has a new history teacher, unfortunately he has a habit of speaking in a perfect Shakespearean dialect It makes me want to challenge him to a duel with wadded-up paper balls at dawn, but I'm afraid I'd lose spectacularly. I guess I'll just spend all class trying to decipher his insults and secretly learning a lot about the Tudors
Feel free to mix and match these ideas or come up with your own to fit the specific "annoying gesture" and your desired humorous outcome!
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Our school has a new
lunch lady unfortunately she has a habit of yelling out the lunch specials in a booming opera voice. It makes me want to order in a flamboyant French accent but I'm afraid that she might serenade me with a dessert aria. I guess I'll just stick to a quiet "mystery meat" hoping the principal wouldn't confuse it for karaoke night.
Our school has a new librarian unfortunately he has a habit of shushing everyone with overly dramatic jazz hands. It makes me want to whisper a joke really loudly but I'm afraid that he might break out a full tap dance routine. I guess I'll just mouth my questions hoping the bookshelves wouldn't snitch on me.
Our school has a new gym teacher unfortunately he has a habit of wearing mismatched socks with every outfit. It makes me want to show up in a cape and announce myself as "Captain Mismatched" but I'm afraid that he might challenge me to a sock-puppet duel. I guess I'll just pretend not to notice hoping the dodgeball wouldn't develop sentience and join his socky side.
lunch lady unfortunately she has a habit of yelling out the lunch specials in a booming opera voice. It makes me want to order in a flamboyant French accent but I'm afraid that she might serenade me with a dessert aria. I guess I'll just stick to a quiet "mystery meat" hoping the principal wouldn't confuse it for karaoke night.
Our school has a new librarian unfortunately he has a habit of shushing everyone with overly dramatic jazz hands. It makes me want to whisper a joke really loudly but I'm afraid that he might break out a full tap dance routine. I guess I'll just mouth my questions hoping the bookshelves wouldn't snitch on me.
Our school has a new gym teacher unfortunately he has a habit of wearing mismatched socks with every outfit. It makes me want to show up in a cape and announce myself as "Captain Mismatched" but I'm afraid that he might challenge me to a sock-puppet duel. I guess I'll just pretend not to notice hoping the dodgeball wouldn't develop sentience and join his socky side.
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