Sentence Completion

 

I am disgusted with love. They got the goldmine, I got the shaft. Complete this sentence: I have been married 8 times

Here are a couple of ways to complete the sentence, depending on the tone you want to convey:

• Sarcastic: I have been married 8 times, and apparently "happily ever after" comes with a return policy I never got the memo on.
• Reflective: I have been married 8 times, and while it hasn't always worked out, I've learned a lot about myself and what I'm looking for in a partner.

1. Regretful: I have been married 8 times, and now I wonder if I ever truly knew what love was.
2. Hopeful: I have been married 8 times, but I still believe in finding lasting love. Maybe the ninth time's the charm.
3. Cynical: I have been married 8 times, proving some of us are just destined to walk down the aisle, not walk into forever.
4. Humorous: I have been married 8 times, collected enough toasters to open a breakfast buffet, but still haven't found my happily ever after.