Give me an airline passenger's response when she finds out the pilots are 80 years old.
The passenger's response will depend on her personality and perspective. Here are a few options:
Nervous:
- (Gasps) Eighty? Are you serious? But... but pilots can't be that old, can they? (Looks around at other passengers anxiously)
- (Fidgets in her seat) Um, are they, you know, healthy enough to be flying a plane?
Humorous:
- (Raises an eyebrow) Well, at least they've probably seen it all by now. Maybe they can even dodge a flock of geese with their eyes closed! (Nervous laughter)
- Eighty, huh? They must be the Amelia Earharts of senior discounts! (Chuckles, then checks to see if anyone else finds it funny)
Trusting:
- Eighty? Wow, that's impressive! They must have a ton of experience under their belts. (Leans back in her seat, feeling a little more relaxed)
- Interesting! I bet they've seen some amazing things flying for so long.
Nonchalant:
- (Shrugs) As long as they can land the plane safely, I don't care how old they are.
- Eighty, seventy, sixty... doesn't matter to me. Just get me to [destination] in one piece.
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