Pre-Nuptial Pact: (For Billionaires with Hearts of Gold, or at least Moderately Shiny Ones)

 

A Pre-Nuptial Pact (For Billionaires with Hearts of Gold, or at least Moderately Shiny Ones)

Whereas, Bartholomew "Batty" Bigbucks III, a magnate of majestic proportions (and net worth), desires to embark upon the tempestuous seas of matrimony with the captivating [Partner's Name], a lover of [quirky interest],

And Whereas, [Partner's Name] wishes to join Batty on this delightful (and potentially financially secure) voyage, with hearts (and bank accounts) aflutter,

Now, therefore, in the spirit of love, laughter, and the occasional tax write-off, both parties agree to the following whimsically worded, yet legally binding, pre-nuptial pact:

Clause 1: The Castle Clause

Should the aforementioned union result in a happily-ever-after scenario (complete with moat and drawbridge, optional), Batty agrees to indulge [Partner's Name] in the lifelong dream of [quirky castle desire], be it a majestic treehouse nestled amongst the clouds or a refurbished hot air balloon permanently tethered to the nearest mountain peak. (Budget limitations to be discussed over a candlelit dinner featuring artisanal cheese and suspiciously expensive truffles.)

Clause 2: The Quest Clause

In the event of a thrilling adventure (think spontaneous treasure hunt or quest for the legendary socks that always vanish in the dryer), any unearthed riches (excluding sentimental rocks and slightly moldy maps) shall be split 50/50. However, the sentimental ownership of any rescued baby dragons or mischievous fairies remains a matter of future negotiation (and possible tickle fights).

Clause 3: The Hobby Horse Clause

[Partner's Name] is fully encouraged to pursue their lifelong passion for [quirky hobby], be it competitive unicycle jousting or the collection of vintage rubber duckies wearing tiny tutus. Batty agrees to provide moral support (and possibly a designated rubber ducky storage facility, depending on the collection's size).

Clause 4: The Culinary Clause

Should [Partner's Name]'s culinary experiments result in a kitchen resembling a battlefield ravaged by overzealous chefs (and a smoke detector singing a mournful aria), Batty agrees to fund a professional cleaning service (and possibly therapy for any traumatized kitchen appliances).

Clause 5: The Love Clause

This entire pre-nuptial pact, in all its whimsical glory, is a mere footnote compared to the grand adventure of love itself. Both parties agree to face the unknown future with laughter, trust, and a healthy dose of silliness.

In Witness Whereof, the parties have hereto set their hands and hearts (and possibly a few strategically placed glitter bombs) on this [date] day of [month], in the year of our Lord [year].

Batty Bigbucks III (with a flourish and a sprinkle of confetti)

[Partner's Name] (with a twinkle in their eye and a mischievous grin)

Witnesses:

• Sparky the Robot Butler (serial number TBD)
• Penelope the Talking Parrot (whose legal expertise is currently under debate)