New Course Names for 2025 PCHS

 

 

1.  Gymnastics with Mime: Express Yourself Without Saying a Word (Especially When the Science Lab Explodes... Again)
2. Advanced Nap Theory: Dreams vs. Reality, and How to Tell the Difference When Faced with PCHS Budget Cuts
3. Cursive Catastrophe: Why Your Doctor Might Not Be Able to Read Your Permission Slip (But That's Okay, Because There's No More Nurse Either)
4. Cafeteria Cuisine: From Mystery Meat to MasterChef - How to Survive on School Lunches (Hopefully Without Needing Math to Count the Calories)
5. Social Studies Scavenger Hunt: Finding the Lost Teachers Edition and Other Educational Artifacts
6. The Art of the Hall Pass: Developing Forge-Proof Documents and Other Survival Skills in a Chaotic School System
7. Chorus: Howling at the Moon is the New Calculus - Unleashing Your Inner Mathematician (Without Numbers)
8. Drama Club Presents: "School Board Blues" - A One-Act Play About Budget Cuts and Broken Dreams (Suitable for All Ages, Because Apparently Age Doesn't Matter When You Can't Afford Textbooks)
9. PCHS Paper Airplane Championships: Folding Under Pressure - A Practical Application of Aerodynamics (Since We Can't Afford Physics Class)
10. Debate Team: Arguing with the Principal - How to Get Your Favorite Cut Teacher Rehired (Probably Won't Work, But It's More Fun Than Math)
11. Woodshop: Building a Better Budget - Since the School Board Couldn't
12. Art History: A Visual Representation of PCHS Budget Cuts Throughout the Ages (Spoiler Alert: It's a Lot of Crying)
13. Creative Writing: How to Write a Petition to Get Your Favorite Class Back (Even Though You Never Learned Proper Grammar Because They Cut English Too)
14. Fashion Club: Turning Old Gym Clothes into Chic Ensembles (Because Apparently Gym Class Isn't Important Either)
15. Life Skills 101: How to Adult When Your School Doesn't Prepare You For It (Because Apparently Basic Math and Science Aren't Life Skills)
16. Advanced Tic Tac Toe: Strategic Thinking and Planning for Students with Very Limited Educational Options
17. Naptime Narratives: Story Time for Students Who Are Too Exhausted from the Drama to Learn Anything
18. The History of Rock, Paper, Scissors: A Tournament-Style Exploration of Conflict Resolution (Because Apparently Social Studies Isn't Necessary for That Either)
19. Classics Club: Translating Ancient Texts About Austerity Measures (Because Maybe There's Something We Can Learn from the Past)
20. The Future of PCHS: A Blank Canvas - Because Apparently Nobody Knows What's Going to Happen