Suggestions for an email to your favorite school board member who voted to ruined your chances for a great college education.
Rock that Nap Theory class. You might miss science, but who needs photosynthesis when you can master the art of the power nap? Scholarships love well-rested applicants, right?
Dominate the Cafeteria Cuisine course. Impress the scholarship committee with your culinary masterpieces (mystery meat not included, hopefully). They'll be begging to know your secret "recipes."
Ace the Debate Team. Who needs a fancy debate topic when you can argue the merits of a decent education system against a brick wall (because apparently, the school board might as well be one).
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