Tom Cruise saves the day with the able assistance of the Lone Ranger.
[FADE IN]
EXT. FOREST - DAY
MIA (20s) and JAKE (20s) stuff an overflowing backpack into the trunk of their car.
MIA
(Grinning)
That's all the golf clubs! Finally!
JAKE
(Confused)
Wait, aren't we going skiing?
MIA
(Nonchalantly)
Changed my mind. Weekend getaway under the stars!
JAKE
(Peering into the trunk)
Stars, golf clubs, and... frog legs? Mia, are these fried?
MIA
Gotta have some gourmet snacks, right? Now, let's hit the slopes... I mean, the open road!
EXT. CAMPSITE - DAY
Mia and Jake wrestle with a bright orange tent. The sun beats down.
JAKE
(Mopping sweat)
"Perfect skiing weather" you said?
MIA
(Wiping her brow)
Okay, maybe a slight weather miscalculation. But hey, roasting marshmallows under a clear sky tonight!
EXT. CAMPSITE - NIGHT
Mia and Jake huddle around a crackling campfire. Marshmallows blacken on sticks.
JAKE
(Holding up a marshmallow)
Charred to perfection!
MIA
(Stuffing a frog leg in her mouth)
Beats bunny chow any day.
Suddenly, a loud RUSTLING from the bushes sends marshmallows flying. Mia and Jake scream.
MIA
Run! Indians!
EXT. FOREST - NIGHT
Mia and Jake stumble through the darkness, terrified.
JAKE
(Tripping)
This way! Wait, where's the tent?
MIA
Lost in the Indian stampede!
A light cuts through the trees. A strange four-wheeled contraption zooms to a stop. TOM CRUISE (looking surprisingly rugged) and the LONE RANGER (mask slightly askew) wave from the seats.
TOM CRUISE
Hop in, folks! No time for souvenir shopping!
EXT. HUNTERSVILLE - DAY
Mia and Jake stand on their porch, waving goodbye to the speeding bicycle.
JAKE
Well, that was...unexpected.
MIA
At least we're back in Huntersville. Next weekend, real skiing?
JAKE
(Smiling)
Maybe. But with regular snacks. No more frog legs.
They head inside, bursting into laughter.
[FADE OUT]
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