Salt Shaker Press
Mystery of Sasquatch Found at Red Lick Grips Pocahontas County
MARLINTON — From the high peaks of Spruce Knob to the depths of the Droop Mountain tunnel, the only thing anyone in Pocahontas County can talk about today is Sasquatch Found at Red Lick. "I saw it coming down Route 219," claimed a delivery driver who wished to remain anonymous. "It was moving fast and looked expensive." Local authorities have issued a statement saying they are "aware" of Sasquatch Found at Red Lick but have no plans to regulate it at this time. As with most things here, we'll take it with a grain of salt.
Research into the matter is ongoing. While initial reports were skeptical, the sheer volume of anecdotal evidence gathered from the front porches of Marlinton suggests there might be more to the story.
"I ain't never seen nothing like it," said one bystander, grabbing another bag of chips. Local authorities have declined to comment, mostly because they were out fishing.
Local Notices
- • Lost: One banjo. Sounds slightly out of tune. Reward offered.
- • Found: Gravity. Still working on Droop Mountain.
- • Wanted: Someone to explain why the radio doesn't work in the Quiet Zone.
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