Which # are You--Responses to Your John Deere Falling for an Allis-Chamblers:

 

 

Humorous:

1. "Well, I never! Deere-ly didn't see that one comin'."
2. "Guess there's nothin' greener on the other side after all."
3. "So that's why she's been actin' all shifty, always lookin' across the field."
4. "Inter-brand love? I reckon even gears gotta grease the skids sometimes."
5. "Guess I gotta respect his chassis. You can't deny orange charm, I reckon."
6. "Just hope they ain't plannin' no hybrid offspring. A John-Deerly Chalmers? The engine wouldn't know which way to chug!"
7. "Maybe I should buy him a little yellow scarf to match her orange glow."
8. "Well, as long as they're both workin' honest hours, I can't be too jealous."
9. "This calls for a good hay-bale bonfire and some soul-searching under the moon."
10. "I bet that Allis-Chalmers got some smooth suspension. John Deere better step up his game!"