List 20 different quotes from Mark Twain

 

list 20 different quotes from Mark Twain

1. "The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."
2. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
3. "Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
4. "Never argue with stupid people, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
5. "Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life."
6. "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
7. "Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty."
8. "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
9. "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
10. "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
11. "Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
12. "Buy land, they're not making it anymore."
13. "Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain."
14. "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
15. "Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel."
16. "It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."
17. "A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read."
18. "We have the best government that money can buy."
19. "Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable."
20. "Don't let schooling interfere with your education."

I hope these quotes, ranging from humorous to insightful, offer you a glimpse into the mind of the great Mark Twain.