To 10 Songs from the Saltshaker Press

 

To 10 Songs from the Saltshaker Press

Here are 10 absurd country music titles with equally absurd band names:

1. Song Title: "My Tractor's a Tesla and My Heart's on Fire"

   • Band Name: The Electric Hayseeds

2. Song Title: "She Took My Dog and My Last Cold Beer"

   • Band Name: The Tailgate Tears

3. Song Title: "I'm So Lonely, I Could Wrestle a Gator"

   • Band Name: The Swamp Thangz

4. Song Title: "My Boots Are Made of Rhinestones and My Dreams Are Made of Dust"

   • Band Name: The Glitter Grit

5. Song Title: "She Left Me for a Guy Who Plays the Spoons"

   • Band Name: The Rhythm Rattles

6. Song Title: "I'm Drinkin' Moonshine and Talkin' to My Cow"

   • Band Name: The Bovine Bards

7. Song Title: "My Heart's Got a Flat Tire and My Love Life's in the Ditch"

   • Band Name: The Roadkill Romantics

8. Song Title: "She's Got a Tattoo of a Tractor and a Heart of Gold (Plated)"

   • Band Name: The Gilded Gears

9. Song Title: "I'm So Broke, I Can't Afford Ham in My Ham Sandwich"

   • Band Name: The Empty Wallet Wranglers

10. Song Title: "My Ex-Wife's Got My Banjo and My Best Pair of Wranglers"

    • Band Name: The Denim Desperados