Now you listen here, young buckaroo! They done told ya they gotta cut somethin' from school, somethin' more important than learnin' your ABCs? Well, that there sounds crazier than a sidewinder in a saloon brawl! This here fancy "hospitality" class, sounds mighty fine, learnin' how to be a proper waiter and all. But hold yer horses! They want to cut Miss Agatha's math class for it? Now Miss Agatha, she's tougher than a pine knot and twice as smart. She teaches you how to count yer beans, just like you count all them stars pepperin' the night sky.
But listen close, son. Up north, past the tallest Sequoia, there's a learnin' called "Computer Science." Now, it ain't exactly like teachin' ya how to polish a silver spoon, that's for sure. But here's the thing: imagine you got a mountain of toys, taller than Pike's Peak, all locked up tighter than a grizzly bear's hug. A waiter, he just opens the door and hands ya one measly toy. But this computer science, it's like gettin' the key to the whole dang mountain!
Think about it - all those whirly-gig contraptions hummin' in town, the ones that talk and show pictures on a screen bigger than a catfish? Them's computers, son! With this here learnin', you ain't just fetchin' folks grub, you're tellin' those machines what to do! You learn their special lingo, like talkin' to a friendly ol' blue jay! You can make pictures dance on that screen wilder than a hootenanny, build games with fire-breathin' dragons and spaceships faster than a jackrabbit on a hot tin roof, maybe even make your own toys like the ones in that mountain!
Now, waiterin' ain't a bad gig, mind you. Folks gotta eat! But gettin' that computer science, that's like havin' a magic lasso. You use your head, just like you use your hands to build a log cabin. You create things nobody's ever seen before! Makes inventin' somethin' new feel like wranglin' a whole herd of unicorns, all sparkly and magical!
So next time you hear about that fancy new class, remember this: Sure, food fills the belly, but this computer science, it fills the mind with wonder and lets you build your own dang mountains of amazin' things!
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