You wouldn't plant a rotten tomato seed and expect a juicy steak!

 

Imagine your kids as tiny clones you can't quite control. Sounds scary, right? Well, guess what? That's basically how it works! Like attracts like, and messy adults attract messy mini-mes.

Picture this: Lazy couch potato parents with a bottomless chip bowl? Boom! You got yourself a future champion of napping and chip-dust explosions. Meanwhile, those virtuous health nuts with kale smoothies for breakfast? Their offspring are practically born with yoga mats strapped to their backs.

The point is, kids are like sponges – they soak up everything (including your bad habits). So, if you find yourself wandering the "Drunken Donut District" more often than the library, maybe re-think those parenting goals.

Let's be honest, expecting a kid raised on a diet of reality TV and video games to turn into Mother Teresa is about as likely as finding a unicorn delivering takeout. You wouldn't plant a rotten tomato seed and expect a juicy steak, would you? Didn't think so.

So, the moral of the story? Clean up your act before the tiny versions of you start wreaking havoc on the world (or at least, clean up your act a little – nobody's perfect!).